This is The Cynic's Guide To Self-Improvement.
I don’t know why this post is here, how long it’s been here, or how it got published. I think it was some kind of glitch in the Substack setup process. I notice that, for some reason, people are hitting the Like button, so I thought it’d be funnier to edit it into something resembling an actual post than to just abashedly delete it.
So: hello! Thanks for visiting. More posts, some with actual content, are coming soon — just like in the headline.